(Music)
"I have always wanted another family."
"Just like in advertising. everything was different. "
"The people were blond, happy, could bake. "
"It was only about products, but I touched the world behind it. "
"This security. I would prefer in the TV, "
But I was not blonde, not happy, My mother could not bake,
"And my father... My father was my father, WAS my father."
To the garden.
"He did not believe in the blessings of daydreaming"
"In capitalist consumer propaganda, my father cared for the common good."
"He was a trade union leader. I knew It had something to do with justice. "
"If I wanted new toys, I had to first give an old toy to a child,"
"who did not have it as good as I did." - Ah, the excavator.
"I went to school right around the corner, Although there were also other schools,"
"Where one's life didn't have to be defended with his fist."
"Father found it important. I should learn that I am nothing special. "
"Same conditions for all. Every one of his lucky blacksmith. "
What happened? -"My mother was my anchor."
"I loved her warmly and intimately, But at some point it left. "
My husband is coming. There he is. -Tomorrow, Mr Schuster.
"How could she love the man, I couldn't stand? "
"Who never did anything for me, Without it being tied to anything? "
"How could she watch How he made me down? "
Yes, Hopp, Hop! One, two!
"So I stopped the air"
"And swore to myself to leave this House at the first opportunity."
"Only to come back, if it had to be, To make my mother happy. "
"Once a year. For the birthday. "
"I swore to do it differently."
"I worked hard until I could offer my family a real home. "
Mama, it's good... -You'll come for Christmas, yes?
(Music)
"As long as I can remember, I wanted the home out of my dream. "
"Now it looks as if it were finally so far. "
(Phone)
Well? -Why didn't you wake me?
It's good if you sleep longer. -Where are you?
On the construction site. The bottom plate. -What?
The bottom plate! -Oh, wow! That's great.
Guess where I stand. In the bedroom. And guess what I see.
Uh... -Four kilometers view. Unobstructed!
Guess what I'm going to do. What?
Nothing. And you? What are you wearing? What? Excuse me? I...
You wear the pencil skirt of Armani, He's a little bit cocky.
The Armanirock is tense?
I kiss you on the neck, where you get goosebumps.
What's going on? -I want to dedicate our bedroom.
Conrad, I proofread shades of Grey 5. I drove it up, under and in the desk.
I'm looking forward to two nasty weeks, Where we have our overweight...
You're not overweight! -Honey, I have to. I'll meet the author.
I'm really excited! -In the bedroom is a toad hike.
The nature reserve was not a good idea.
I lubricated three councillors For the view.
Say congratulations to your mother. And I'm sorry I'm not coming.
Yes. - I'll see you in paradise tomorrow.
When we come back, the walls must be built. In the winter, we move in.
At last. - Wow, finally.
and give me a kiss, Jonas! - I'll do it!
Ah!
(Music)
Sorry, sports buddy. Traffic Jam at Aschaffenburg and felt 87 construction sites.
No more loitering, Grandma's waiting. -Where's mama?
She flies from Frankfurt. We'll see her during our vacation.
Hey, careful with the house! -Yes, yes.
(Music)
When it's done, Let's get you from boarding school.
Your room has almost 40 square meters. Can play football in it.
With whom?
And? Going well? How are your grades?
Bad.
Jonas, you're doing the class for the second time. -Did not listen to the first time.
Here, take 200 euros, Get some help.
You're a researcher. And no sound to Mama. Okay.
Can't you put on your jacket? Where Salem stands on it? Look forward to Grandma.
(Music)
Why must I alone go, when mama won't? -Mama must go for work.
Is he coming, too? Who?
Well, you know..... Probably, If there's no Bundesliga.
Where to park here? Fuck! -Well, come on, keep driving.
Ah, there she is! Mama, Hello!
Okay, 50 euros and you're nice to her. Deal.
Oh, there you are.
Oh, how nice of you to be there.
The long way from Frankfurt. -then we fly from here.
is not so exciting for you, But I'm happy when I see you.
Yes, I'm glad too. -Where is Father?
Now its time for the girls. -Is he still coming?
Sit down.
They do everything themselves, Exactly, as you like it.
Here for you. -Can I open it right?
Yes, please. -I'm looking forward to it.
Oh, that's a fine rag. Kashmir.
Conrad, this is really way too expensive. -Tamara has that too.
You look great.
Yes? Do you think so? -Have you dyed your hair? And the glasses?
Contact lenses. -but father can rejoice.
We've split up. What?
We've split up. Who?
We.
Who, we? -Your father and I.
You have...
Now? -I was looking for an apartment.
You moved out? -Grandma, would you like some more tea?
Jonas, sit in the car. -but...
Our car is in the no parking area. When the parking attendant comes, you honk.
I thought you'd be happy for me. -20 years ago I would have been happy.
I want you to do something for me. Put that in the House, please.
Mama, we... -I can't go there now.
I'll take it to the post office. -Have to put it in a specific place.
Living room, behind the picture. -What image?
With the fallen tree. If you could do that for me...
The key is at the bottom of the mailbox.
What are we doing here?
Daddy, the plane! Yes.
Five minutes, no more seconds. -Have fun.
Rat.
(Music)
Wow...
(Music)
Father, are you home?
Get your hands off it!
If she wants this, she's supposed to get it.
Father.
Son.
Look like a...
Yuppie. -I'm glad to see you too.
That you give yourself the honor. A long time ago. -and now knows again why.
Is that your first beer?
My fifth. Wow.
I'm going on vacation, Until your mother comes back.
Do it. -He can't be looked at forever.
Every year a lapping card. With his Yuppiescherbe and the egg-ball.
Merry Christmas and end.
You broke her heart, She's going to let me do it.
I'm glad you're all right. -Why shouldn't I be well?
Jonas! -Did she send you here?
To spy on me? I'm excellent!
I can take care of myself, I brought you all!
A WHOLE Union! Bye, Grandpa.
A good time to you, father. -Does she think I'm stupid?
I'm not letting you sell for stupid! Ah!
I think I hurt myself.
(Tv) When my boys romp, It can get messy.
Shh, the little girl sleeps. -Hey, Conrad's mailbox, it's running your spot.
Believe! How great!
(Exciting music)
As you hear...
Don't hear anything. -(TV) whispering drawers from Schuster.
I'm going to turn off my phone, Drink two gin tonic
and stand up for boarding From the massage chair.
No matter how many Chinese wait.
Bussi! I see you in paradise.
Forget it.
Oh, Tamara, again the fucking mailbox! Make sure you call me before departure.
Unexpected circumstances have occurred here. We can't fly until tomorrow.
Ok. Call me, yes? We'll see you tomorrow in Paradise.
I sound like one of al Qaeda. What?
We're staying here? In this stinking house?
Hey, don't bother me too! -but...
Play in the garden.
I don't believe it!
and? -He doesn't want to go to the hospital.
He just pinched something. Probably.
You can give him a syringe. -He doesn't want any.
He's better off with a syringe like that. -The pain would be gone.
That's enough.
Could you give me the syringe Maybe leave?
No way. - A syringe, where do I put it in?
In the ass. -I'll get it.
(Tv)
What's he got?
Trotzphase. (Defiant Phase)
At 13?
You must be really proud of yourself. -I am proud. I am...
Proud...
You come in now, damn it!
Turn around.
(Carl yells)
(Alarm)
Jonas. Hey.
(Motor)
It's not there.
You're better, right? -I need my newspaper in the morning.
Of course.
I've got to pee.
And?
Help me... Excuse me?
Help me!
Just sit down. -Over my dead body.
There goes quite a lot. -I've got a bad aim with my left.
You don't have to mop it up.
I know you're sitting at home. Please?
That's what Tamara stands for.
She can pee from three feet while standing.
(Carl yells)
Turn it off! What are you doing?
Please? I didn't understand you. Man!
Well, egghead.
Do you have a girl? -He's 13.
14. -Yes, in two months.
When I was 14, I had to shave twice a day.
Of course. -You're the smallest in class, huh?
The others are already singing bass, You still have a soprano.
Is there coffee here? -We have to call mother.
No, we're not calling Mother! -There are tree cakes.
Yes, I see that.
Tamara and I make "no carbs". -No What?
No... We don't eat carbs.
It's a perfect tree cake.
We're not with the savages.
Maybe it was more neat here.
But that's what your mother does, When she's back.
There are whisper drawers. -I heard.
(Music)
When's your plane going? -In five hours.
What's wrong with tree cakes? Sugar, flour, animal... Everything.
But the tree cakes made you, You Stehpinklerin.
Can you please stop calling them that?
(Music)
Stop! Here. Two for the price of one. -What do you need two pieces of butter for?
You don't even eat one!
Your mother always buys two at the price. -How about margarine?
I don't like it. -What are your cholesterol levels?
No idea. What about yours? Your Mother doesn't like margarine, by the way.
I got it, father.
Tonight, tomorrow morning, noon, evening, Wednesday, Thursday
And the rest of the week.
Here's the emergency call, Number from hospital and My...
You don't need my cell phone number.
Well then...
Bye, Grandpa.
(Door closes)
(Door)
Where's my car? -Residents parking. It's been towed off.
Great!, What is the Taxiruf (Taxi on Call) here?
(0 89) 44 33 21.
They're not coming now. Hurry.
Could...
What is it?
Could you drive us? Excuse me?
Could you drive us? -Yes, of course.
(Music)
(Horn)
Father, don't you think I should drive?
You can barely walk. - Goes quite wonderful.
You got a driver's license? Had a chauffeur?.
I didn't have a chauffeur, I had Knut.
If someone is paid to drive you around,
He's usually called chauffeur. - Ah, yes. You know what you're doing.
For the 7-star resort where locals kiss your ass for their starvation wages.
And if one has been for 40 years in a house in a prime location, for nothing,
and he's a good socialist? - I gave my life for the Union.
Yes, I know, I was there. Dad!
Father, could you be a little bit Drive faster?
No, then the engine overheats.
(Music)
(Incomprehensible)
Son! Your hand phone. - My...
Thank you. It was nice to see you. - Isn't that grandma?
What? where?
(Music)
We're checking in, right?
(Music)
That's not a good idea. - Papa, window or middle?
Not a good idea. - Okay, windows.
One or two pieces of luggage? - Don't make any trouble!
Dad! These are old people, What's going to happen? (Carl yells)
(Music)
Hey, isn't that grandma?
Oh, I hate myself! I hate myself. - What are you doing?
I hate myself.
Aha. Why not water?
Well, nobody's going to swim here.
Is that now the answer to my question Or the consequence?
I think both.
I'm Kim. - Jonas...
Francis.
Congrats. - I'm supposed to study at Harvard.
which is unlikely due to my grades.
Made a name, you know? You need it. J. F. Schuster.
Well. With me, it stays with Kim.
You're really an idiot. - Did I miss something?
We know each other. - Oh, yes?
You've been here before. - uh, five years ago.
Exactly.
I was 8. -you said you'd come back in the summer.
Did I? -Do you see? You're an idiot.
Do you understand?
(Music)
(Tv)
Come on, you gotta eat.
And then it rams him... You know, such a golf...
It's all a bit Unhappy.
You missed the flight again? - I can...
You missed him. - Is it beautiful?
Yes, of course, Conrad! Hardly to be held, so beautiful!
I'm alone! - I'd rather be with you.
I... What do you want to do now?
I'm trying to Get him back on his feet.
Give him help for self-help. and sometime...
In three days... - Three days?
Ma'am, stay loose. - I'm loose!
What about Jonas?
Everything is great. He's pleased to get to know his grandpa better.
Oh... - Come on, just let yourself go.
Plunder the buffet. - Does not go. I fast.
Oh, I see. You're right.
Maybe I'll have a drink. - Hey, that's a good idea.
Have a drink for me. - Please come soon.
Please, please, please.
Promised.
(Snoring)
Father.
Come on, let's go to bed.
Do you know that today is the anniversary?
The moon landing?
No, I didn't know that.
But it is.
She's not coming back.
Or?
Come on, I'll take you upstairs.
(Music)
(Neil Armstrong) That's one small step For man, one giant leap for mankind.
Alarm)
So. Three days. According to my rules. -and then I'm going to get rid of you?
Something like that. -Give it to me.
Rule One: No Contradictions.
Rule Two: No Malignancies. Rule Three...
Rule Three?
Expected, you disagree according to rule one. Well.
Yes...
Well, First, you need a home help.
I am allergic to surfactants, Scouring salts, latex and nuts.
I understand cleanliness Also in the Christian sense,
I want to communicate clearly. Do you believe in God?
I? You? -No...
It's about man.
Cleanliness. Is cleanliness more important than being human?
No no no. -You can go, son.
Yes, Mrs. Ivanescu, It all looks very...
Uh! I like to see that.
No papers. What a pity.
Pity, pity, pity.
I was until '89, cadre trainer The GDR women's team in Shotput.
After that I sat for three months because of doping with beef steroids. Problem with that? No, Mrs Michels.
And two years because of alleged Ill-treatment of those in need.
When can you start? Au!
(Music)
Hey, what's up?
Are you serious, Jonas Francis?
Uh...
I'll let it be so Schnitzel bombers do not cut off the eggs.
What is that? -Where did you get them?
From closet. Is that a girl's trunk? -You can say so.
No, my old training trunk. -Did you fit in?
Your father used to be very tender. That's why he goes to the gym.
Tamara and I pay attention on something called "appearance".
A bicep doesn't make a man yet!
Put it back. -I'm bored.
Then help us. -No desire.
Play something on iPad. -My finger is already hurting.
Then clean the pool. -I don't have a broom.
Oh, then find one, my goodness! Incredibly.
Is water coming in now?
You have a sunburn. -No, no, I didn't.
I'm just hot.
So?
What? -Is there water now, Jonas Francis?
Yes. Let me see. Maybe.
Oh, if water comes in? Yes, of course, sure!
I'll clean this up And then water comes in.
Then you can swim in it. -Can you swim?
Yes, logical! -Nope, so right? So crawl.
Clear. With Dreierzug. -With Dreierzug?
Cool.
Shit... -This was a complete mis-investment.
Now, please don't start. Cooking.
How many times did you swim in it? Five times?
Colorful. -I built the pool for you.
You're training him so that I could be your eyes. Cleaning.
Well, that was it, As we see.
One could only swim in your pool. Not bathe, jump or splash.
That's nonsense. -No friends.
My pool. My rules.
Then don't be surprised that your pool is empty now.
Laundry dries better on a leash. -The palm tree remains.
What? She's dead at least three months. -Then pour.
Father, its dead. You can pour it as much as you want.
Come on, we're throwing Some old stuff.
Excuse me?
Now don't overdo it with your Pioneering mission! This is all still good!
Sometimes you throw away good things, too. And you buy, outrageous and new,
Because it's beautiful! -Pays no more.
How do you reckon? How much worth is a year of life,
You don't know if you still have it? The course?
I have to go with the nonsense that the industry is talking about,
No one to prove anything. Unlike you!
Ok. Well then. What about the armchair?
You want me to throw the chair? Yes.
The armchair? -Before it runs out by itself.
I sat in this chair, When we won the '74 world cup.
and '90. And 2002, almost. I sat in this armchair when your mother told me
That she was pregnant with you. -I'm sorry. I didn't know.
From this chair, I celebrated the birthday of my egghead grandson.
I'm sorry.
From this armchair, I made your mother's request.
You gave her the request... From a chair?
And? -The proposal for a marriage?
I was sitting here and she was sitting opposite me.
Was the TV on?
(Phone)
(He whispers) Mama. How did it go?
What? -Hide the package? Was he there?
Yes, to both. -How is he?
Hm, he's still alive. -I thought you were on vacation.
What happened? How's he doing? -Not wild. Pinched Nerve.
Oh, I see. Well then...
Need someone to send around the armchair.
Yes, not me. -Yes, but me, or what?
Do you know That last day was the moon landing?
Yes, I've heard that before. Why? -Oh, just like that.
(Barking) Ignore the dog.
Otherwise you won't get rid of it.
(Radio) E gia Stato a Roma? -e gia Stato a Roma?
Is that yours? -By Arno.
Does he live here now or what? -Do you like to eat? You're quite haggard.
(Speaks Italian) There is Saltombicca alla romana.
Saltimbocca. I'm telling you.
What kind of a guy is that? -The guy's name is Arno.
His wife died last year.
He has children of your age, Whom he visits as often as I do.
That's why you're cooking Saltombicca now? -Alla romana, with vegetables and...
Oh, God, the potatoes.
(Barking)
What's the dog's name? Giovanni.
Yes, Giovanni! Yes, what are you doing? Bring it in here.
What's the funny thing, huh?
This is a... (Vibrates)
Helene! -Oh, here comes Arno.
(Speaks Italian)
Oh...
Hello. Hello.
This is my son, Conrad.
Oh.
(whine) Very pleased.
Also.
And where did you... Where did you two get to know each other like that?
On the Internet. -On the Internet.
Yes, on the Internet.
(Music)
And?
And what?
When do you start the attack? -No idea what you mean.
Invite her. 463 00:38: About--> 00:38:56,759 I...
I do not know. How?
My gosh.
(She screams)
That was an invitation!
Well, you see? Go on.
But swim neat. Don't splash around.
Did you just run without a crutch? -I just changed my arm.
What is that? -You also need Internet.
Why "also"? -Uh, did I say "also"?
Not "also". Only "internet", without "also".
(Music)
Reorient yourself. Life goes on. -On the internet?
Do you want to dance?
This is your user name And that's the password.
And now? Now? Check out the girls. -You're really worried about me.
Look, here we have Xanthippe 4... Oh dear...
You want to fuck with me? That's 100. -Not a good example. Uh, here.
What about that? -She's got a beard!
Come on, let me go.
But Holla. What about it? -Look at your age.
What does "my age" mean? Where is the advantage?
You're looking for something serious. -Oh, yes?
Yes.
Mother has presented quite well.
Jonas, come eat!
Father, eat! (Moaning)
Dad?
Food... -Come on!
And then you press "Send".
(Beeping) Congratulations, your first SMS!
Then I can die happily now.
So you can say things, That you could not say otherwise.
Does it taste good?
(Phone)
Thank you!
Aren't these carbohydrates here? -Tamara doesn't see it. And, um...
Are you advancing on the net? -I discovered interesting things.
I can imagine.
What will it be? -Don't worry, I'll tell Mama nothing!
Very nice. Put that back. -My first full-roar with 12th cheers.
That you had a hand free Shaving.
Don't be cheeky, please. -What is it now?
No broken voice. No alcohol.
I read today:
Why do so much seniors disappear Untraceable while surfing the internet?
Press ALT and remove. That's good, huh? (Conrad) That's really good.
(Music)
The cartons are all empty, The tree is rented.
The last photo we made in August, Because after that no date was free.
Why did you lift them? -She wished you would come.
You know why I didn't come, did you?
Who do you want to prove?
The house you want to build. The absurd Christmas photos.
There was a time I wanted to prove something to you.
But that's over.
You can see his family Just don't choose.
(Music)
(Ringtones)
For God's sake, Conrad, what is it? -What does that mean?
What do you mean, mama? -Shh! Shut up, come on in. Come.
Since when? -For a while.
And how... How long have you been?
If it's going well, half a year. If it runs badly, not long.
So far everything is going well.
You keep that for yourself, Conrad. What?
That's my thing that goes No one's on how I handle that.
Mama, you can't. You have to go home. All right, then you come to us. To you? Conrad, We've barely seen each other yet.
Why should this suddenly change? Are we other people now?
No.
Why the picture?
That's what Carl painted.
Dad painted?
A long time ago.
Why should I hide the package there?
I thought If he remembers, he'll find it.
What do you remember? -That he had a look.
That there was a time where he saw me.
Arno, does he see you?
Yes.
Already. But?
You learn Italian, cook pasta... You can't start anything with the south.
You're too hot. You always wanted the north.
Where the summer is short. -Arno is nice.
Well. Dad can't say that.
Does he know? Who?
Arno.
How am I supposed to tell him that? He wants to Someone with whom he can grow old.
Do you know What I wanted for an eternity?
What? -A new kitchen.
With pull-out faucet. With air.
Whisper drawers...
Now I have it.
As you hear, you hear nothing. -could have just asked me.
Do you know what he said? -Does not amortize?
Yes.
If I had the hope That he understood something...
But Carl remains Carl,
Remains Carl...
It's not ours. What?
It's from the market leader. Our power is not "tock".
Oh, God, Conrad, excuse me.
You can't know.
I'm sorry. -Doesn't matter.
Are you okay? Yes.
(Phone)
Hello? -I can't stop it here anymore.
Tamara.
If I have to drink another caipi, I'll puke on the beach.
I did everything. You've got me Burned his back with hot stones,
Terrorized me with singing bowls, pelted me to death.
I have so much Drecksöl on my forehead, I got a hole!
And the Grisham that I have in two weeks Meeting in New York.
I mean how many court thrillers Can you write? When are you coming?
Tamara, I... -When, Conrad? When?
We can't come.
(Noise)
Hello?
Tamara? (Tooting)
Good...
Dad.
Hey, Papa! -What's the matter?
Dad! -Why are you awake?
It's half past two.
Are they all swimming? Yes.
There's none in gold.
What else?
Can you teach me the crawl? -Jonas, I really have other problems.
No!
What about the egg? Want No Breakfast and pull down the corners of your mouth.
If you look at yourself, The sun rises.
Take a coffee. -You don't know where the machine is going.
Drink before you even poison me With your bad temper.
and? Fair enough?
Top.
Where were you yesterday? -I was...-What?
where you were yesterday. Looks like you puked.
Father, I'm almost 40, I don't owe you any account.
Today at five, a pool.
A What? -The little girl next door is coming too.
Did you fall into the magic potion?
Don't talk nonsense.
Here. Come on, Egg.
Iss. No.
ey! -Oh, tell me...
Which Louse is going to run you over the spleen?
Ah...
What did he do?
Nothing. As always.
If I can't crawl after that, I'm a moron. If you want to impress girls, I know something better. Your grandma pulled it.
(Music)
(Carl) We're gone! Don't wait with the food!
(Music)
What a cinema. -Shut up and lean back.
Does the film run on the ceiling or what? -Relax.
Man, Grandpa, I...
(Music)
Do you like it?
This is the coolest, What I've ever seen.
I'll tell you.
(Silently)
(Music)
Do you know How you can impress a woman?
As? -Not at all.
It doesn't matter.
You just have to share something with her. What you find great.
(Music)
I'm not very good anymore.
Do you still want to That I show you?
Sure is safe. You can still share.
Let's go now! It's already four!
And one, two, left.
One, two, right.
Head under water. You forgot to hobble.
Yes, man, that's good. -The crutch is upstairs.
Sometimes it is better Then worse again.
Let's go.
What's that? -We need prizes for the winners.
Father, I've been on the internet This incredibly great woman opened up.
You want to meet them? -Is it sharp?
Megascharf. 25?
A little older. -Thick breasts?
Father! -I'm just asking.
Yes or no? The woman is special.
If you really want to.
Well! I'll take you there. Tomorrow night.
Someone called me on the internet. He has similar interests as me.
It's not there! -Strange, huh?
Total! -and do you know what his profile picture is?
Uh, what?
A snow globe!
Really? -and he loves the Nordic summer. 670 01:02: About--> 01:02:40,513 It's a coincidence. -In the end he still likes to do some homework. I don't think so! -I'm supposed to meet him tomorrow.
and? -Well, what if Arno gets it?
He's a little affectionate. -Fuck the dog on it.
You're right. Fuck the dog on it.
(Muffled Bang)
(whine) Oh.
What? -Oh dear.
I have to hang up.
Helene!
(Music)
On the squares,
Done...
(Whistle) Yes, boy!
(Music)
Really fast!
It's not over yet!
Come, come, come! Jonas, Jonas!
(Music)
(Conrad) Super!
So, guys, revenge.
(Music)
Further! Did you have fun?
Hello, darling. -Hello, Mama!
The Scarecrow. -he doesn't seem to be going that bad.
We'll skip the improbabilities and explanations.
So you can't tell me Why you didn't come?
Can't or won't? -I can't.
What's going on here?
You know, I just asked myself, Whether we are still happy.
Okay, what's her name? What?
What's the hooker's name? Tamara. What do you want to tell me? -I...
I wonder: do we lead the life, That we really want to live?
Sure, why not? Yes?
We would live like this, If we didn't have a long time?
Are you sick? Are you dying? -No, Tamara, no one dies.
Not today. -I don't know what we're doing here.
You look different, You even smell different.
Ok.
Okay, it's a good start.
Let's be strangers.
Hello, I'm Conrad.
Well. Hi, I'm Tamara.
I'm glad. -I'm glad too.
(Music)
Oh, crap.
What is it?
I want to show you some stars, But now it's cloudy.
Do you know what the good is On this shitty road at the end of the world?
What?
There's no one here.
Hm.
Do you know what the most beautiful thing is in summer? No.
(Music)
This.
Just feel it. There's the whole day.
Is.
Do we just share what?
On us.
On us. Whoever you are.
He's got the cork. Hm.
Uh... Not.
Why didn't you tell me? -It's not bad.
We can ask for a new bottle. -We always do.
Let's not be perfect today. Don't let anything go back.
I don't want that! -and I don't want to be a couple anymore,
That corrupts itself, Because you can't give him anything right!
You could have said something.
So what food Let's not go back today?
Can't we just get away and have sex? Like before?
Me. Account!
(Music)
No. Hold on... -Why?
Stop it, please.
I want you to stop, damn it!
Ah! Sunburn...
Prada.
(Music)
(He screams)
Conrad, I can't do this.
We can't just Turn back the time.
(Music)
A complete success, huh?
The Bean rod, er... Tamara was here.
She said she was flying home.
And we have a care case.
Hey.
Jonas.
Sobs)
Come on out, frog, huh? The sun is shining.
I'll never come out again.
Ok.
Then I must stay here.
Are you separating now?
I don't know.
I am the most lonely person in the world.
Welcome to the adult world.
Stupid world!
I can hold you a moment.
Is that possible?
But only very briefly...
Do you understand the women better sometime? -Do I look like I understand you?
No. -Does Grandpa look like that?
No. -Don't make false hopes. Now is good, you crybabies, Otherwise the pool will run over.
Why are you so attractive? -I have a date.
Oh God! I'm driving, or you're late! -We have time, Knut.
Just be you.
No, no, don't be. Be your new you, not your old man!
What's that?
Just be nice.
Uh, Father!
Have fun. -With or without?
With.
Don't Verkack it.
Please. Good evening.
May I?
Carl...
You look great.
Thank you.
Are you okay? Yes.
But.
You? -Well.
Go like that.
Conrad's with me.
Yes. I heard.
How beautiful you are.
Really flourished.
Just a pity that it...
For someone else's.
Who's the lucky one? Or is it the second?
Do you know... -Carl, please...
Please.
Do you know...
You're new, and I'm the old man.
It's sad that I'm not worth it, To try it with me.
I've tried it so many times. -we gave ourselves a promise!
You don't hear me. -In good as in bad days!
Now the bad days are there. And Where are you? Where are you?
The Bad days are truly nothing new.
Then talk to me! -You can't talk to you.
To speak, you have to listen. You have to see!
Fuck.
You can't be happy next to you, Don't breathe, Carl!
Come on, sit down. Dad!
Get your hands off me! Get your hands off me! Conrad?
Mama, that was planned differently. He has... -Is this your idea?
Here, easy to install and...
I wanted to...
That was so clear. -What was clear?
That you don't even take your back. -What should it be? To show us so!
We're your parents! -and I want to help you.
You want to help me? Are you? -I've been ripping my ass for days.
I messed up my marriage, To organize your life!
You don't have to arrange my life. No?
You don't have to arrange anything here! How do you do that?
Because I want our Shitty family to be happy.
No, Conrad. You want everyone to be happy. 831 01:17: About--> 01:17:13,671 That's the only thing you know. The packaging.
You need the packaging, Because you're empty, you have no content.
Yes, you're absolutely right. I have no idea what luck is.
You can ask yourself why. -Am I to blame? Are you going to cry?
You want mommy to comfort you? What?
Lick me. Huh?
I'm glad Mama didn't tell you anything. -Are you now on big secret?
Your mother and I have a relationship, You can only dream of!
Mama's dying.
And she prefers to do it alone than by your side.
Jonas! Pack your stuff, we'll drive.
(Music)
(Rustling)
Well.
Nice here, huh?
Yes... You don't see that much yet.
Yes.
I thought I'd get a home. We thought we were establishing ourselves.
We work hard, and sometime, When the house is finally ready,
We're a family. -But I'm at the boarding school.
Only temporarily until we're done here.
Dad, I'm already been at the boarding school for five years.
Nonsense. You are...
For five years?
Yes.
I don't want to live here.
No?
No, you?
I'm cold.
(Music)
(Silently)
(Music)
Father?
(Music)
Father?
(Door closes)
Broken-heart syndrome is a rare, Acute, severe malfunction of the heart.
Like a heart attack. -but it is not a infarct?
This happens due to of a permanent surplus
Of stress hormones such as a death. -but it is not a infarct?
No, no infarction. -In contrast, it is reversible.
It goes on again. -he's on Salem.
He needs absolute rest. He can't get upset.
It's going to be hard. Can we go in now? Please.
At last. Grandpa.
Egghead.
Dad. -Hm. Son.
You broke my heart.
I'm sorry, I just didn't know that you have one.
What shall I say?
I...
Let's go. I'm sorry, too.
Well, why? I wanted something to drink.
Jonas, get your grandpa a glass of water.
I smell like an old man.
I don't smell anything.
Thank you. -What's with Grandma and Mama now?
That's not a condition like that.
(Music)
(Click)
(Music)
(clanking)
Jonas Francis, Stupid bum! Shut Up, listen!
(Music)
Oh, my...
(Music)
(Arno) Helene?
Helene?
Where is she?
Man.
She's coming.
Excuse me, is the bus on time? -Why shouldn't he?
Do not do so, As if buses were always on time.
Well, if you don't Stop me, It can happen.
But if we have a few more Very important people are missing...
Then we wait. Really?
We can also take a small detour and pick someone up.
Are you serious? Irony. Not your strength?
Let Me go! Listen, I know the Bsirske.
The whole Verdi board.
And?
Well, then I could...
I mean, I...
Wait a minute. Give me your purse. What?
Your purse.
Wait a minute, will ya? -This is of course a delicacy.
There's Kim!
Here. Stay with us. -So, you clowns, stop.
Make you come from the field. Helene!
Here she comes! -How can you just throw it away?
Helene! -Carl, he didn't let me go!
What? Pig!
Walk away! -Uh, can't.
I know what she wants, you loser! -Widow Comforter!
And how she wants it! Please?
Is he stupid? -Are you insane?
Stupid mutt, you!
Jonas, Jonas!
(Music)
Well, come down here. No!
I want you to come down!
Are you crazy?
Let It Go! Stop it!
This is my father, you Toskanafraktionist. He's got a heart!
Conrad!
(Music)
Can I have a taxi?
Yes, I beg you.
(Music)
Don't be sad, Carl.
I am not sad.
I'm glad you're here.
(Music)
Maybe she just missed the plane. What?
It's all right. It's all right.
All right, frog. I'm happy for you.
Uh... -One, two swallows do not harm.
I'm going to have to grow up. -Give it to me.
Can you take the bag off me? -Well, finally!
What is the taxi driver With GPS coordinates, Jonas?
Thank you also for the help. Do you know how long you're running?
Don't even give me a real way. You need a survival gear here.
Hello. Hello. The taxi driver made me off.
Says he doesn't drive forest trails, Are locked, he'll get a fine.
And also: the bottom. Because of the insurance.
Cold!
(Music)
I can do otherwise!
The dress costs 2000 euros.
May I come out? It's cold!
I... -You are...
Totally neurotic. -So sweet!
I'm already getting bladder inflammation.
(Music)
(Incomprehensible)
Conrad) "Mama dies on December 25th."
"One year and four months According to Neil Armstrong,"
"and exactly 15,863 days after the first lunar landing. "
"The end is..."
"Well, the end."
"At least with normal people. My family was always a little strange."
"With us was the end..."
"The beginning."
Do It yourself! -Listen to me...
(Music)